You met this guy at some party you were dragged to and he told you about this girl he likes and asks for you’re advice on what to do.

“All she wants to be with a guy who’s less freaked out than she is, and if you can be that guy then cool…but if you can’t then you’re not gonna be her dude” you say trying to help Dave.

Dave realizes and says “I’m never going g to be her dud, am I?”. “Not with that attitude my friend” you reply. dave sits down and puts his back against a wall “you should probably get back or you know if you’re worried that your friends are gonna leave” Dave says.

“You asked for my opinion” you say. “ no, I was just gonna say you could catch a ride home with me” Dave says. “ oh well, yeah those whores would leave without me. They’re all probably hooking up with somebody and I would have to go around and unhook them.”