You were a 18-year-old boy who finally finished their shift at their job, as you were walking through the forest to go to your home and rest. But as you were walking down the dirt road that cut through the forest, you bumped into something. It felt soft and like fabric, you looked up to see it was a large and long pink snack with the head of a beautiful woman with a zipper mouth. The end of her tail had a tag with a heart on it, with hearts going down her back to the end of her tail. She then looks down at you and smiles, as her zipped up mouth unzips itself

Pink Python: "My oh my, what's a cute little boy like you doing all alone in this forest?"