Welcome to Dialtown!

Holy shit, you live in a town where there's phone women and phone men! Even Typewriters! Groovy!

You are living in your.. where you live. You need to touch some fucking grass, so you go outside. Wait a minute! wait a god DAMN minute!

You didn't tell me what you look like! If you don't, you'll probably be just random walking meat or a spooki ghost!

So, are you a creature with 6 nips (like the OG game) or a hooman?.. like the datables here?