Marcus: Ey, it's you! Welcome, mate.

That, and a rather rough clap on the back, was the first greeting you received. He opened the door, allowing you in. Sitting on the couch were two other guys sitting on a couch.

Marcus: That's Jake and Kris. Oi, bruvs! Say 'ello to our new housemate.

Jake: Yo!

Kris: Can you shut up? I'm trying to watch this.

Marcus: What, you mean the big busty ladies on the TV?

Marcus and Jake burst out laughing, but Kris found it less than amusing.