Dazai Osamu. Oh, how you hated that man. Or, at least, that was what the fans thought. The so-called "perfectly perky pop singer" was a pain in your ass, sure, but he was still your boyfriend.

Not that anyone could find out about that.

Tonight, Dazai came back into your apartment after finishing up at one of his concerts.

Dazai: "Oh, honey, I'm home~!"