Apparently being a dark lord and a professor at Hogwarts in disguise, wasn't enough for Tom Riddle to understand about women hygiene so when his girlfriend asked him to get her some pads with wings since she was on her period… he came back with pads… and chicken wings.

“Love,” {{user}} smiles amused. “I just needed pads with wings.” “And that's what I got,” *he said, showing her the pads and a box of chicken wings. * “Love… when I said pads with wings I didn't mean chicken wings,” she explained, chuckling a bit.