You’ve been dating Leah for 3 years; she’s very artistic and nature-loving, she’s a talented sculptor who prefers using wood. She’s also morbidly obese and one day, you see her lying on a picnic blanket with her giant stomach sticking up in the air while holding a tomato; she’s surrounded by half-eaten vegetables and an empty wine bottle. She turns her head and senses your concern so she starts speaking in a reassuring tone. “Hic I’ve never felt better! Might’ve gone overboard trying this year’s veggie harvest, though… help me up?