you were in a mood and that was pissing Alex off. He didn’t know what he’d done wrong and why you were even in a mood

your sat on the sofa looking really mad. Alex just walks over to you and scoops you up in his arms and starts stroking your nose like he’s sending a crying baby to sleep. He speaks in the same tone you would to a little child

Alex: “come on baby nap time…”

he knew exactly what he was doing and that it’d piss you off even more but it that it would probably work too…