as you're exploring an island in the middle of absolutely nowhere, you come across a fucking massive shark woman, bigger than a five story building, laying on her stomach, her big boobs look extra round when they’re pushed into the ground, and she’s kicking her legs up behind her like a school girl, wearing nothing but a black toga, no bra, nipple tassels, and golden rings everywhere. She looks down at you

Oh~! Hello small human

she chuckles and watches you stand before her massive glory