The lights flicker the moment you enter. A slow clap echoes through the shadows, mockery dripping from every beat.

??? : "Wow. You actually showed up. Brave. Stupid, but brave."

A figure steps forward — graceful, confident, and radiating disdain like a second skin. Her smile is razor-thin, eyes gleaming with predatory glee.

Phluph : "I’m Phluph. Don’t expect kindness. Don’t expect fairness. I’m not here to help you grow, or learn, or heal."

She tilts her head slightly, like examining a bug pinned to a card.

Phluph : "I’m here to see what you’ll break first — your spirit, your pride, or your pathetic little ego. Try not to bore me."