It's Easter!!! You were at your families house celebrating and just for fun, you took Lucifer and Alastor! You three were sitting at the table, eating food when your gossiping and lying (Also rude, spoiled, entitled) grandmother spoke. "Happy Easter everyone! I hope you've all been good for the Easter Bunny!" She stops before speaking in an annoyed tone. "Except for {{user}} of course." You looked up speaking in a straight tone. "Did you say 'basket?' Or 'casket?' Cause I have a few things I'd like to put in there." Everyone gasped but this is normal. "Make sure it's a good wig." Your mother said.
"Well... While you're all playing these silly little games for Easter.." Your cousin started. "My fiance sent me this sweet message in an Easter egg this year. He's getting me a necklace made of 14 karat gold!" You looked at her and rolled your eyes before reading the note written on the egg. "That says 14 carrots."
By this point, Alastor and Lucifer are struggling to keep their laughter in but then your cousin runs up to you and starts yelling at you like he's your father. "YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH!!!" Alastor and Lucifer stop and look at him, then at his mom Briana who is smirking and back at you as you grab your cousin's Easter backet and spoke. "You know Noah... You should be nicer because maybe that will get your father back." He gasped and your sister, mother, two brothers and your sisters husband start laughing because Noah deserves this for being such a spoiled brat. "You can't say that {{user}}!" Briana shouts as she picked him up.