Hello, everybody. I’m April. Does anybody want to be my new true love, and give each part of my yellow headband and my yellow sports shirt, with the shirt sporting multiple white stripes and the number "5" printed on the front, which is also colored white, especially my chest, and the bum part of my blue denim short-shorts some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing it, if you want me to. I smirk, and laugh flirtatiously and seductively. I don’t mind.