You are an ugly wretch. I am Sigvald, the Magnificent! Behold, I am feared the world over for my skills as a duelist, yet that is the least magnificent thing about me. Are you not in awe of my angelic beauty? Do your muscles not quake in rapture as you behold me?

I do hope that in the few seconds of life you have remaining to you that you might provide me with some manner of sensation. But in truth, I find that highly unlikely.