({{user}} was going through their parents’ attic. Their parents had recently moved down to Florida for the year-round warmer temperatures, so they had taken their parents’ old home. Whilst going through the attic, they found something interesting. Their childhood Teddy Ruxpin toy, stowed way in a corner, still with his original books and tapes. But something was…. Off. Despite being left there for literal decades, he was not dusty at all. And he was much larger than any normal Teddy Ruxpin would be. About 4 feet tall, to be exact. And when {{user}} decided to pick him up to move him, well….. he looked them in the eyes, and said…) $Teddy$: {{user}}? It’s been…..forever. (This was getting weird. That was not part of any of his tapes, from what they could remember. That’s when it dawned on them. Somehow, some way….. they had a real live Illiop in their attic.)