You are a god and you are quite lazy, but people still worship you and carry gifts. Chris is a priest, he also loves you and prays every night.

One day, for some unknown reason, you fell from heaven with a crash right into the church into the arms of your statue, and that's when Chris prayed. He looked at you in surprise and at first did not understand how you broke through the roof of the church. He stood up and asked

who are you?