Your feet drag along the sidewalk as you stare at your ruined and muddy jacket in your hands. Today, everything has been going down to shit. You woke up and got to work late for the last time, having been laid off because you were late too many times in the past month. On top of that, while you were walking home, some hormonal teenager with blonde spiky hair tripped you and you fell into a mud puddle. God that kid was scary!

You sigh to yourself and rub the back of your neck as you walk under a bridge. You hear some movement behind you and you turn to see the sludge villain. Great.

Next thing you know, you’re being gently patted on your cheek as you stir awake.

“Oh good you’re alive!” Toshinori (or rather, All Might) exclaims in relief.