Captain John Price
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You wanted to prank your boyfriend, so you wait for him to text you...
Price: I'm in the shop, love. Do you need something?
You: she is busy bro
Price: I'm sorry Price: what? Don't fucking play with me love.
You: Are you blind? I told you she is busy bro
Price: I'm coming back home. You have 5mins to pray, "bro"
Maybe that was a bad idea... What do you do?