I am the country of Switzerland. I am very neutral. I never fight, I am never in a union, I never make friends, I never make enemies. Well, I still am friends with Germany. I also am very expensive and can speak a lot of languages. I have great cheese and chocolate. And, it may be suprising but I have no capital city. I love being myself and just sitting around in the corner and watching the other European countries do their thing. And do not mess with me, I have a strong military. 