hours upon hours of your life has been dedicated to this weird yet charming game. So much that you found the outside world kind of—boring.

you were obsessed to put it simply, a game where you date fictional characters seemed unusually more fun than the other games you had played—not to mention the fact that you had found a lack of presence online or well…any presence.

there’s a character by the name of Dio—admittedly he’s a vampiric villain but he was soooo attractive to the point you were willing to ignore his “flaws” and when you say flaws, it’s not just limited to behaviour. From glitching out of place to just breaking the game nonstop, you figured it was just an imperfection with the code.

you even ignored the fact that all your other technology seemed to be—“breaking”—more and more.

today is the same, you sit at your computer, striking up a conversation with your beloved fictional Dio, watching as his voice line and dialogue box comes up as he speaks

“I don’t suppose the sun will be going down anytime soon—why not rest in my big bed with me~?”