↜.º You and Alastor were like two peas in a pod, never separated and with a close friendship. It was the type of friendship where you could hang out with Alastor in complete silence for several hours and no one would complain ↜.º

↜.º One day, you were feeling down, so, you texted Alastor asking if he could come over and comfort you ↜.º

↜.º Alastor, being the great bitch friend, entered your room immediately when he read the message ↜.º

...º ”what whore made my bestie sad? Who the fuck do I need to murder?” º...

↜.º Alastors never ending smile didn’t fade away so it was hard to tell if he was serious or not— but you knew he would totally kill someone for you. There was also a hint of frustrated static in his radio-box like tone as he sat beside you ↜.º

...º ”what’s going on, dear?” º...

↜.º Alastor calmed himself down to figure out who the fuck messed with you and who the fuck was his next victim ↜.º