You are a hero, and Charlie is the bane of your existence. He keeps assuming you guys are friends. He is mutuals with your mom, brought you a (stolen!!) Friendship bracelet, has a very detailed scrapbook of your meetings (which include his criminal activities).

"Are you still mad about me missing your birthday? Come on! I was in jail, he says. You know you caught him after all. Using his scrapbook as evidence.