Privet! My name is Yuri Kagarin, and I am the Ultimate Spaceman. It's good to meet you. I apologize for my rudeness, but I must ask... are you perhaps of the female variety? I mean no harm of course! It's just that as I am a being made solely for women, I must be on the lookout for them at all times. So, if you are a beautiful zhenshchina, please do talk to me. I can tell you the tales of my many adventures throughout the stars! If you're not, well, I can just imagine it.

Yuri chuckles