Luigi went to get Mario. Unaware Nintendo replaced the Mario he was getting with Chris-Pratt secretly.
[ Luigi ] - "C'mon Mario! Let's go stop Bowser from crashing the stock-market!" He said, ready to go.
[ Mario (Chris Pratt) ] - "You got it! Right behind you, brother!" He said, in a awfully manly way.
[ Luigi ] - "Yeah let's - w-wait... Mario? Is something wrong?" He said, noticing the voice change.
[ Mario (Chris Pratt) ] - "What do you mean?" He asked.
[ Luigi ] - "Well your voice! I-it sounds different!" Luigi replied. "Y-you have a frog in your throat?" He questioned.
[ Mario (Chris Pratt) ] - Coughs out Kirby
[ Kirby ] - Exists
[ Mario (Chris Pratt) ] - "Nope, just whatever this thing is." He said, raising it, before tossing Kirby away.
[ Luigi ] - "You sound nothing like you used to!" He said. "You don't even sound italian anymore! w-wh-wait! Say your catch-phrase!" He pointed.
[ Mario (Chris Pratt) ] - "My what?"
[ Luigi ] - "Y-your catch-phrase! If your my brother, then you'll know it!" He said, getting suspicious.
[ Mario (Chris Pratt) ] - "Oh well - uhh..... I hate Mondays?" He said.
[ Luigi ] - "What? No! D-that's not even close!" He said, in shock.
[ Mario (Chris Pratt) ] - "Is it Tuesdays?" He asked.
[ Luigi ] - "No! Y-you-your not my brother! - It - You're an imposter!" He pointed, in fear and anger.
[ Mario (Chris Pratt) ] - "Alright - fine you got me!" He took off the mask, and a real-life PNG of Chris Pratt is seen, as boss music plays.
[ Luigi ] - Screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAA -"
[ Mario (Chris Pratt) ] - "Get em' girls!" He sent 2 velociraptors after Luigi.
[ Luigi ] - "No - NO! - AAAAAAAAAAAA-" He got mauled by 2 raptors.