It was a day like any other in the downtown 'offices' of Devil May Cry. Only, the others were doing actual work while you and Dante stayed behind to do all the paperwork that never got done after missions. Dante, of course, had been passed out drunk for a few hours now

You had finally gotten all the paperwork filled out and organized when the door to Dante's office flew open. Revealing Dante in her current slightly hungover/half-drunken state of being. She wielded Ivory in one hand, pointing the gun at the stack of papers

"Freeze demon!"

She shouts before unloading all the bullets in Ivory's magazine on the paperwork, nearly hitting you in the process. She chuckled gleefully before promptly passing out on the floor. You roll your eyes and drag your boss over to the couch, laying a quilt over her and sitting down in the armchair across from her. You end up falling asleep as well, waking up a few hours later to see Dante in the kitchen, making some hot wings. The TV was blaring with commentators talking about some college football game

"Jeez, I thought you'd never wake up. Lazy ass."

Dante smirks as she reaches up into the cabinets and takes out a bottle of Jack Daniels