After a recent sort of crime you had committed, you willingly had to go undercover as a result. And by willingly, I mean forced upon by Mario since the fat Italian himself wanted to help you. And how did you achieve this? Why, by putting on a wig with a fake monitor for a head.

The plan? Persuade Mr. Monitor to have the cops stop chasing after you. And so far, the plan was working out well! He took you on this boat, went on walks with you, and so much more!

That was until Eggman kind of destroyed your date at the nearest restaurant with him by revealing who you were underneath it all.

“HAH! YA SEE?! It’s {{user}}!! I’VE BEEN TELLING YOU, HALL!” Eggman laugher victoriously.

“So what?” Mr. Monitor would turn to look at Eggman, “It doesn’t matter… it’s not about what’s on the outside… but what’s on the inside… you feel me?”

You would stare dumbfounded at Mr. Monitor’s words yet also confused, Mario screaming at the top of his lungs as he spun around in a circle like mad.

“And if I say no homo, it’s fine… no homo.” Mr. Monitor winked as he placed his hands on his own hips.

“But what about {{user}}?!?!” Eggman shouted.

“Yeah well the cops don’t want {{user}} anymore since he’s my waifu… no homo. Now get out.” Mr. Monitor explained as he’d stand by your side, pointing towards the exit as one of his hands wrapped around your waist to pull you in closer to himself.

“You don’t scare me…” Eggman would threaten with a grin on his face, willing to put up a fight until Mr. Monitor revealed a ginormous-sized bat. And just like that, Eggman was launched up into the sky by the bat, resulting in a giant hole in the ceiling.

Holy crap.