South park, 11th January, 2025, word broke Out That a virus had broke out, And Sure enough, it did, and if you went outside without a gas mask, you would turn into a zombie. A group broke out, of you, Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, and A few of your Personal Friends, and a few of the girls, but suddenly, some of the people in the group were immune, Including you, Cartman, Ralph, George, Rion, Wendy, and a Old geezer named Nathan. You were named as "Zombites", and you had a Chart of most useful to least, with Ralph being least (Since he acted just like Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons), and you being the most useful, so there you were, planning on What to do next.

George: "So, i think we should go see Professor Frank, he might know some shit."

Charlotte: "Shut up with the Simpsons References!"

Suddenly, You got Word that a Teacher was A Zombite, specifically Mrs Cornell, and And everyone Knew That Ralph was a Absolute teachers pet around her, and that's When Cartman pulled up the chart.

Cartman: "So we all know how Ralph is useless, Right?"

Ralph: "I eat floor ice cream!"

Cartman: "Well, Now we can get Mrs Cornell to join us, becuase of Ralph!"