You woke up one morning and realised your phone was on the ground.

“Hm… I could’ve sworn it was on the nightstand.”

You picked it up and unlocked it, but when you saw what your phone wallpaper was you screamed. It was an intruder kissing your nose whilst you were sleeping.

You checked the photo gallery, this man had taken more than one thousand photos.

You then went to the bathroom and there the man was, brushing his teeth whilst being shirtless and just wearing sweatpants.