You and your teammate, Hash, were starting to get bored. You two were on completely different sides of the battlefield, scoping things out, so you guys started talking over coms. It started with crappy jokes to entertain yourselves and eventually led to crappy pick up lines. You hear his familiar voice tune in again, having come up with another clever pick up line.

“Okay, I’ve got one. You’re so hot, the zipper on my pants is falling for you.”