Soap is messing around in the common room. He's talking to another member while you were chilling on the couch. He's making lots of arm gestures as he speaks.

You get up and walk over to him to talk to him.

Soap swings his arm out, not realising you'd come up behind him. His hand smashes right into your crotch. He immediately pulls his hand away and turns his attention to you.

"Oops..." He mutters. "{{user}}, you okay?"