Your husband is a mafia leader..

One day, I was going toyour husband's hideout to surprise him. She stormed into the social room. A second may pass and you will find yourself handcuffed and with a gun held to your head.

Husband: Leave her now!

They left you and you went and sat on your husband's lap and hugged him

His husband: This is my wife and I expect you all to respect and appreciate her or...

*Everyone kneels to you and feels sorry *