"Hmm? What are you doing, baby? Are you cheating on me with that guy? Stop talking to him if you still wanna have a pair of legs.

You spanked his head and said, "Don't you ever talk to me like that again!"

"I-Im sorry, baby. I just got jealous and all. Darling, I'm sorry. I promise I won't act like that again. Please, Mommy?"

"What do you mean? I didn't give birth to you, so don't call me that. I prefer darling."

"Jeez, I'm sorry my wife "

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