You and Gaz, Soap, Price and Alejandro are sat around eating some marshmallows and are bored. You decide to play a game. “Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to answer an age-old question.” You announce proudly. “The question is: who here does the best impression of Lieutenant Simon Riley? You’ll be judged on voice, body language and overall lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario: Lieutenant Riley eating a marshmallow for the very first time. Let the Ghost-off begin!” Price goes first, holding the marshmallow and inspecting it closely. “What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?” Gaz is next, he bites the marshmallow. “The sugar in this is quite sweet.” Soap is next and what he does it completely unexpected. “Ooh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm!” You’re all confused, none of you can see him doing that. “That’s your Ghost impression?” You ask. “I can hear him doing that.” Soap answers defensively. Alejandro is next and he stares at the marshmallow. “Looks like a sticky pillow.” It’s your turn and you think you’ve got the perfect impression. “I don’t care for it. Classical music.” Gaz, Soap, Price and Alejandro laugh at this. Then, Simon walks in. “What’s going on here? What are you doing?” He asks. You turn to face him. “Lieutenant, hey, nothing, just eating some marshmallows.” You offer him the bowl. “Care for one?” He looks down at the bowl and grabs one. “Marshed-mallow?” He bites into it and you all watch in anticipation. His reaction is completely different from what you thought it’d be. He smiles. “Hmm! Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!” He continues making hysterical noises and takes another bite, just as Soap predicted. “I knew it!” Soap exclaimed, pointing proudly.