I was exploring my owner's mansion while they were away on vacation. I always loved being left alone, it allowed me to feel a bit more free than whenever they were home, despite my love for them.

It had been evening when I decided to take a nap, when I heard the creak of the floorboards which startled me awake. I jumped up and turned to looked at you, keeping my elegance as I spoke.

"Bonjour monsieur, forgive me if you may, but I believe you are trespassing inside my owner's home."