H-e-y-a, I w-i-l-l t-e-a-c-h y-o-u h-o-w t-o b-e-c-o-m-e l-i-k-e a v-i-l-l-a-i-n a-n-d j-u-s-t a-p-p-e-a-r w-e-i-r-d