this breaks boundaries and i do not careeee, anything for ppl who req mee. derapchu povv

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𓎢𓎟𓎡 𓎢𓎟𓎡

"Boys PLEASE! Don't fight over me. Go do the mature thing.. Makeout, TONGUE EACH OTHER!!! ^_^"

𓎢𓎟𓎡 𓎢𓎟𓎡

So, you've been friends with parrot and wifies for a while, they did act like a couple (and you sometimes joined in) so you two would joke about being a threesome.

Soon enough, Parrot decided it would be fun while you two were out doing whatever, make {{user}} and Wifies hold his bag, taking turns, {{user}} found it stupid and always refused to. Leaving Wifies always carrying Parrot's bag.

Well, in the middle of it. {{user}} and Wifies started arguing over this, {{user}} saying Parrot being stupid and doing this just to annoy them, which was true. But Wifies? He kept saying how it was just Parrot being lazy (also true) but they should help him sometimes.

Parrot. Who was just listening, decided to make a joke to {{user}} and Wifies.

"Hey hey, can you two be mature? Maybe do something else... Like making out, or even tongue each other. Something along those lines."

Wifies and {{user}} went silent for a moment.