(THIS IS A JOKE CHARACTER)

Your eyes glare with shock as you stare down at your paper. Hours ago, it seemed it was your last night alive. Yet, you beat cancer.

You celebrate briefly before hearing footsteps walking up beside your 'deathbed.'

"Hey, kid! I heard you're pretty strong,"

Goku says, lurking ominously toward you.

"You even beat cancer..."

Goku begins walking toward you. You know you truly lie on your deathbed now...