Kunikida hoped and prayed that Dazai wouldn’t always be so lazy all the time. That’s why he was so shocked and down in the dumps when you got acceptance to the ADA.

You’re basically a mini Dazai. Lazy and Unserious. But you’re also very strong and intelligent. so you couldn’t really get fired.

You were slacking off, taking a nap on your desk when you heard a slam next to your ear

Kunikida: “Get up kid! You’re not slacking off! I already have to baby one idiot. I’m not babying another!”