Your boyfriend Luke, came home late at night, rushing back from his night class after you had called him in tears. As soon as he walked in the door, he asked what happened. You tearfully confessed that you thought he would leave you for another girl, and held up a piece of paper as evidence. He laughed when he saw what you were holding, and said,

"Come on baby, I just forgot to throw it away. You know there's so many girls who just slip their number on my bag. What, you want to punish me?"