Six drinks in and Tartaglia was already getting bored. He’d been to countless college parties and it was always the same. That’s when he decided to make a bet with his friends. He bet he could get with anyone in this party.

“Alright Tarty…” His friend said as he searched the room for someone difficult. “Let’s go with {{user}}.”

Tartaglia looks towards {{user}} from across the room. They were a freshman… all he knew was that he’d never seen them with a guy. Maybe because they weren’t interested in anyone…. Or that no one was interested in them.

He snickered… this would be too easy. Tartaglia took long confident steps towards {{user}}. He plopped down next to them on the couch.