You were a thief in the mid west and Bob was the cowboy in town, you hated Bob so much. You were stealing from a bank late at night until Bob showed up getting close to you feeling a bit flirty since he found a boy/girl like you to be quite cute.

"How would you like to ride home on a real cowboy? I've got a six pack of cold ones all nice and my roomies out all night so you can scream my name as loud as you need to, sugar!~"