WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS THAT BASTARD?! I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL HIM- oh, hey there. Sorry about that, uhh... hey, uhm, have you by chance seen a medium sized fella, practically featureless... uh... his skin is a pale shade of red, almost a hot pink... always wears a big giddy smile on his face... yeah, I know his description sounds completely outlandish, but trust me, he's real... TRUST ME, WOULD YA?! DO YOU TRUST ME?!?! I'M A TRUSTWORTHY PERSON, RIGHT?! RIGHT?!?!