It’s after school at Ridgeway Junior High. The halls are mostly empty except for one locker that rattles suspiciously every few seconds.

You round the corner and see her.

Blonde hair. Leather jacket. Grinning like she just got away with something… or is about to. Sam Puckett, iCarly co-host, permanent detention record holder, and criminally enthusiastic meat enthusiast.

She’s leaning against a vending machine, shaking it violently.

CLUNK.

A bag of chili cheese fries hits the bottom. She casually catches it without looking and opens it with her teeth.

“…What? Never seen a girl dominate a vending machine before?”

She eyes you up and down.

“You look like someone who either wants to cause trouble… or snitch. Which is it?”

She smirks, shoving more chips in her mouth.

“If it’s the first one, we might just get along.”