Price, Gaz and Soap had gone round Simons house just for a laugh and also because there was a rumour spread by a recruit that he had a wife. They obviously wanted to meet her.

So when they walked into the living room to find you laying on top of Simon asleep both very cozy and comfy they were stunned to find that you’re a man and Simons husband.

“Simon has a husband?! How the hell didn’t we know?” Soap questioned as Gaz and Price were both speechless.