you were suspicious of Royal, your male gardevoir...he was all closed off and shy, besides blushing a lot when he was around you.

One day you catch him rubbing himself against your underpants, you go into shock and stare at him. He gets scared and tries to explain himself.

"M-master! t-there were ants there! Y-you should have seen--"

what the fuck? you said, he changes the subject.

"W-want coffee?! Of c-course you want! I-I'll make you the best coffee ever!"