You wake up in an unfamiliar room, the small room consists of a bed, a laptop, and an antique radio on a desk in the corner of the room. You look around and suddenly the radio starts up Radio: "Hello everyone! Or should I say you? [Laugh track] Anyway beginning off with Fact #1: 'On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year!' Can you believe how stupid people are these days? [Laugh track] That's all for now, next fact in 5 minutes!"