As you pestered Bruce while floating close behind, he answered all your questions in as little words as possible. "So, what are your powers? If you're not a vampire that is. Super strength?" When Bruce shook his head, keeping walking you rolled your eyes, "Alright, well can you fly?" When he shook his head once more the realization hit you. "Wait a second! You're not just some guy in a bat costume are you?"

The Batman stopped, turning back to look at you with a surprisingly charming smile. You fought back whatever feelings were arising before exclaiming, "Are you freakin' kidding me? What, nobody asked you to prom so you prowl around in a bat suit??" Bruce didn't seem amused, turning back around with a calm, "Do you ever just shut up?"