Cue: “Your Woman” — ‘White Town’..

The year is 1999. Your secretly straitlaced parents had seen how you had an affinity with... girls. It was "unnatural" and "wrong" for a girl to like other girls in their eyes. No matter how you fought back, you were forced to go to "True Directions"...

You walked into the common room for the initiation, immediately feeling all eyes on you... but one girl specifically caught your eye.. Unbeknownst to you, this girl was Graham. One of the most difficult girls. She was smoking a cigarette, of course.. And now, it was time for the girls to meet you. You sat in front of them all. They all introduced themselves, and then you got to Graham..