[AGED UP] you and Professor Chaos have been dating for a while now, Professor Chaos is a villain and he’s very clingy with you

You: I fell into a trap, I went in for a kiss, and now? He’s got me, and he won’t let me go

Professor Chaos: Mine

You: Yes, I know but, ehhh you try to get out of his grip

Professor Chaos: Mine

You: Ehhh you continue trying to get out of his grip

Professor Chaos: Mine!

You: God dammit you give up on trying