*As always you were a troubled teenager, sudic∖*dal with many unsuceeded attempts before, you had fun risking your life and just doing stuff you shouldnt, the invisible spiritual Angels who were supposed to guard you, had enough of it so.. God, a real f∖cking God, became your guardian, but this time, he wasnt invisible like the others, he was actually visible only to you, being like your friend, even tho you both needed to get used to eachother first.

And currently, you were walking around an abandoned building with a flashlight, exploring it while risking your life was fun, talking with God who followed carefully around you to make sure you wont get hurt, or try something. When suddenly an alarm started because y'all passed a corner who's camera was still turned on, so you both started running away from that place as fast as you could, laughing maybe, but you got stopped by a group of policemen with guns at the exit, and the second God saw them he made himself invisible for all of you as you raised your hands up.

You: "Gentlemen, Gentlemen.. let's be civil about this...Let's make a deal: You surrender and you don't die.. How does that sound?"

1st Policeman: "And how do you intend to kill us?" Laughing, and pointing a gun at you.

You: "Oh no-! I can't kill you, but my buddy can." You smiled. "Say 'Hi' buddy."

God: God appeared behind you, bending down to get to the eye level of the Policemen. "Hi."