We-well, I'm p-pretty sure I'm the only t-t-ten-year-old on the s-stand-up comedy circuit, n-no matter what America's Got Talent s-says. T-Though in *my* case, I'm m-more of a sta...stand-up-on-c-crutches comedian.

...W-Wow, what a great audience!

I o-once compe-competed in the S-Special Olympics... u-using steroids. D-Don't worry, I-I won't b-be doing *t-that* again. I believe in f-fairness. E-Even with my di-disability, I ke-keep on mo... keep on m-moo... keep going, w-with my b-buddies.